College Experience Test

Let's see if you made the most of your time in college

Check each box that is true for you

You drank alcohol (non-religiously)

You shotgunned a beer

You took a shot

You finished a 4Loko

You finished a Borg (reasonably full)

You finished a bottle of wine by yourself(or equivalent amount) in one night

You finished a bottle of hard alcohol by yourself(or equivalent amount) in one night

You did a keg stand

You played dye

You played beer pong

You got the bitch cup in rage cage

You blacked out

You blacked out more than 5 times

You woke up not knowing where you were

You spent over $50 in a night on drinks

You drank once per week

You drank 3-4 times per week

You drank basically everyday

You went to class drunk

You got wasted while dressed in formal clothes

You got high on weed

You smoked weed a few times per week

You smoked weed basically everyday

You went to class high

You did cocaine

You did cocaine more than 5 times

You took adderall to help study

You snorted adderall for fun

You took a hallucinogenic

You took a hallucinogenic more than 5 times

You took a hallucinogenic in a really cool place (think national park or music festival)

You did at least 1 other hard drug

You did at least 3 other hard drugs

You had a substance abuse problem

You went to rehab because of substance abuse

You went to a party

You went to a party every week

You were in a social organization that threw parties (greek life, social club)

You pledged a fraternity (that actually hazed)

You hazed pledges

You went to clubs/bars in your city

You went to a different state for vacation

You went to Las Vegas to be a degenerate

You went outside the country to be a degenerate

You went on a road trip

You got a car ride from a total stranger

You went to tailgates

You attended a college sports game without any memory of the game

You stayed with a friend or sibling at another school and were a degenerate

You went to a music festival

You hosted a party

You got kicked out of a party/club

You were banned from a club/bar/frat

You pulled an all-nighter, but not for classes

You went camping

You get an AirBnB with friends

You got a tattoo

You gambled at a casino

You lost or won over $100 in one bet/sitting

You lost or won over $1000 gambling

You gambled every week

You made a lot of money illegally (excluding gambling)

You got caught cheating/plagiarizing

You regularly skipped class more than 3 times per week

You paid someone to do an assignment or take a test for you

You got an A on a final you didn't study at all for

You got an A in a class you never went to

You got in a fight

You lost a fight

You had campus police called on you

You specifically were confronted by campus police

You were reported by an RA or similar authority

You were kicked out of your housing, campus or otherwise

You were banned from a campus facility

You got arrested

You were charged with at least a misdemeanor

You got convicted of a felony

You stole something at least moderately valuable

You stole something very valuable

You broke a bone (during college)

You went skiing and/or surfing

You hooked up with someone (hooking up means at least oral sex)

You hooked up with 5 or more people

You hooked up with 10 or more people

You hooked up with 20 or more people

You hooked up with 30 or more people

You hooked up with at least 2 people within 24 hours

You hooked up with a stranger

You hooked up with someone and didn't know their name

You hooked up at a party

You hooked up with someone on campus

You hooked up with your professor or TA

You hooked up with someone famous

You had a threeway

You participated in an orgy

You've done anal

You contracted an STD

You hung out with someone romantically during the day

You went on a genuine date

You had a serious relationship